Conspiracies

[Sirius]

This is not a conspiracy but I thought it was funny. A woman who came from a long line of Masons was diagnosed with terminal cancer. Her church members told her that her cancer was caused by her families ties with Masonry.
She denounced all of her family members that were Masons. At her next Doctors visit she was told that a miracle had happened. She was totally cancer free and she attributed it to the fact that she denounced MASONRY.

WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK?

Wha? DO you know this person? This smells funny.

 

[owls84]

I was just reading through some of these. Wow, when do I get to cause cancer? I can't even keep the slow people out of the fast lane.

 

[JTM]

I was just reafin through some of these. Wow, when do I get to cause cancer? I can't even keep the slow people out of the fast lane.

once you reach the "upper echelon" in masonry. as in, something around the 27-30th degree. or so i've heard.

i fell asleep during that part... and MAN i was P.O.'d when I woke up and they were finishing the ritual for "causing cancer"

 

[rhitland]

LMAO, I cannot wait to become upper echelon in Masonry. I was wondering if this story could be true, I know denouncing Masonry does not cure cancer, but I think the mind can play a major role in the cureing process. Cancer is wicked and bad and I hope and pray none of us ever get the wickedness called cancer, I could not even imagine the depths I would go to try and cure myself of cancer.

 

[TexMass]

I actually had an email conversation with a guy who ran a conspiracy web site. I tried to reason with him but it was impossible. I did remind him that if we were so powerful and trying to take over the world wouldn't we have a file on him right now? He never replied. I wish I knew his address.

 

[RJS]

I actually had an email conversation with a guy who ran a conspiracy web site. I tried to reason with him but it was impossible. I did remind him that if we were so powerful and trying to take over the world wouldn't we have a file on him right now? He never replied. I wish I knew his address.

That is hilarious!

 

[owls84]

It is so funny what some people think. I know this is not pertaining to Masonry but I love some of the government freakouts. Y2K for instance. The only problem with that is that it was dated. On Jan 1 2000 we knew it was bogus. I wonder if it is not the same with Global Warming. Keep in mind I am all for helping the enviroment and finding alternative fuels but this is a great scare tactic. I mean think of the money made off of global warming. And the best thing is that it can't be dated. It is just funny that Farmers Almanac calls for a cooling. I was watching a show on Discovery where they did core samples and showed where this happened several times in the Earths history. Very interesting show. I am going to post in the Off-Topic Section asking your beliefs in Global Warming.

 

[JTM]

late night talk radio (KTAW) here in college station always has the best conspiracy theorists on there. it's like bedtime stories.

sometimes they talk about masons, "and all the evil shit we do."

 

[TexMass]

Being from San Antonio, I heard a good story from my father. He used to work security at Kelly AFB in San Antoio in the late 60's. One night while he was at the guard shack he received an outside call. The guy on the other line asked "did you see the moon"?. My father said "huh"? The guy said "look at the moon"! My Dad told him "yeah, I see it". the guy said "strange huh". My Dad said "yes it is, and all this sh*& started right after they built that Hemisphere Tower". The guy said "oh my god, your right" and hung up. I still use that line today to explain that which I can not explain.

 

[ravickery03]

Being from San Antonio, I heard a good story from my father. He used to work security at Kelly AFB in San Antoio in the late 60's. One night while he was at the guard shack he received an outside call. The guy on the other line asked "did you see the moon"?. My father said "huh"? The guy said "look at the moon"! My Dad told him "yeah, I see it". the guy said "strange huh". My Dad said "yes it is, and all this sh*& started right after they built that Hemisphere Tower". The guy said "oh my god, your right" and hung up. I still use that line today to explain that which I can not explain.

Heh. When I worked for the IG @ the Air Intellengence Agency I got a complaint from a guy claiming to be controlled by aliens that we were controlling, and that is why he wouldn't pay his child support or any of his bills, and drank too much, the aliens made him do it. Because of the nature of the complaint it went to legal (demanding money), but I always figured it was a prank.

-Bro Vick

 

[cpmorgan2]

number 3 I definently get a kick out of that one

 

[jonesvilletexas]

All three, and you are right Blake, I just last night viewed a movie named Revelation made in 2001 and how the Masonic order in trying to control the world. Wow I don’t think it will every end.

 

[jwardl]

The funniest thing I've heard (an Ickes theory, I believe) is that we're controlled by extra-dimensional reptilian aliens, and that many important public figures are actually these aliens in disguise -- including Queen Elizabeth, George W. Bush, and... Boxcar Willie!

Boxcar Willie?!?! ROTFL

 

[Texas_Justice85]

anything with Albert Pike is always fun to hear
currency is a good one too

 

[lee c smith jr]

Hush, its a secret.

Any time something is kept secret, there are going to be people that find the situation suspect. They feel like the only reason to remain secret is to do evil. In fact, in the first & second century, Christians were often accused of conspiracies. They met in private, addressed each other as "Brother" and "Sister", met each other with a kiss, and were heard to speak of drinking the blood and eating the body of the "Son of God". Can you guess what rumors popped up? That they participated in incestuous orgies, and cannibalized young children. Seems unbelievable but conspiracies are not new.

How many Brothers know that there was a political party in 1828-1838 called the anti-masonic party. They ran against Andrew Jackson with the support of James Monroe and John Quincy Adams. The person they ran was actually a Mason himself, William Wirt. Later they won a considerable number of seats in the 23rd Congress(1833-1835).

 

[gortex6]

Just wait till this movie comes out, starring George Clooney.

Imagine the surge of petitions.

 

[TexMass]

Here is the best one yet!

I just finished watching a UFO program. I had watched it a few years ago but forgot this one scene. They were showing a video tape from a farmer in Canada back in 1991 who claimed to have taped a disk in his pasture hovering. The video was kind of primitive and at night but you could see something large, circular, just above the ground with lots of smoke and lights. Many experts could not identify it and eluded to the possibility that this could be something not man made. The clencher was the sketch drawings the farmer made of the craft. He included what appeared to be some kind of strange lettering and an emblem...






wait for it....






....a square and compasses with an all seeing eye in place of the G.

I now know that we have already taken over the world. I must get word to the Intergalactic PooBah and ask for my own country.

 

[lee c smith jr]

I may have it.

I actually had an email conversation with a guy who ran a conspiracy web site. I tried to reason with him but it was impossible. I did remind him that if we were so powerful and trying to take over the world wouldn't we have a file on him right now? He never replied. I wish I knew his address.

Who is this fella, I'll look in the super secret files, I may have something on him.