Favorite Conspiracy Theories you heard of about our fraternity?

Discussion in 'General Freemasonry Discussion' started by Capricornguy, Nov 15, 2019.

  1. Capricornguy

    Capricornguy Registered User

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    I was at fellowship and talking to some brethren. The conversation came up and I heard some laughable one.

    One being a goat sacrifice the EA's must do before initiation, another is that they have to get naked.

    Wondering if you guys have heard anything before or something similar.
     
  2. coachn

    coachn Coach John S. Nagy Premium Member

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    Favorite Conspiracy? That Freemasonry is a continuation of stonecraft.
     
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  3. Warrior1256

    Warrior1256 Site Benefactor

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    I like the one where we are in cahoots with shape shifting reptilian space aliens to take over the world.
     
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  4. Elexir

    Elexir Registered User

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    That we drink the blood of Virgins always makes me laugh.

    That we worship the Devil.

    That the 33° rules freemasonry.
     
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  5. Capricornguy

    Capricornguy Registered User

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    That one is hilarious.

    So are we the group people call “the Illuminati” or is that something else.
     
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  6. Elexir

    Elexir Registered User

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    We are a part of it according to them.
     
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  7. David612

    David612 Registered User

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    While not a conspiracy, I love the zealots who insist we need to “guard the west gate” as though we have legions of people knocking at the door and it’s just so hard to evaluate ALL these applications
     
  8. Elexir

    Elexir Registered User

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    It has nothing to with the amount of people who are knocking but rather a reminder to be careful who becomes a member. Not everyone is suited to become a member. You might laugh but there is a almost fresh wound regarding a person who should not have become a member here in Scandinavia.
     
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  9. David612

    David612 Registered User

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    I do laugh, look at most social media sites complaining about;
    A. The lack of applicants.
    B. How we need to reject more people.
    The fact that so many in our ranks think that folk are trying to steal our secrets just illustrates that the conspiracy theories aren’t a one way thing.
     
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  10. jermy Bell

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    All hail zook zook , the reptilian God !

    (Sorry wrong website)
     
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  11. Warrior1256

    Warrior1256 Site Benefactor

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    Lol!
    Exactly!
     
  12. CLewey44

    CLewey44 Registered User

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    Ya'll didn't get naked???
     
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  13. Warrior1256

    Warrior1256 Site Benefactor

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    LOL!!!!!
     
  14. CLewey44

    CLewey44 Registered User

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    I knew my dues seemed kinda low...
     
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  15. Brother JC

    Brother JC Vigilant Staff Member

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    That we sacrifice babies, build our walls with their skulls, and mix their blood to make the stucco for those walls. (This is continuously believed regarding a certain SR building.)
     
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  16. Brother JC

    Brother JC Vigilant Staff Member

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    Oh, oh, and the one where we’re descended from Knights Templar! (Or the addendum that our KT is some how connected to the original.)
     
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  17. Capricornguy

    Capricornguy Registered User

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    Well shit I guess I joined the wrong group. lol.
     
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  18. Capricornguy

    Capricornguy Registered User

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    No. I was looking forward to someone getting naked and the goat slaying. I asked a friend at work how to do it that hunted. I wanted to make it seem like I knew what I was doing when the time came.



    Still no goat... What degree is that?
     
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  19. David612

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    We had a notice paper in which it was noted that the JW would be bringing a goat..



    On the other side of the paper the sentence finished with “curry”
     
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  20. JanneProeliator

    JanneProeliator Registered User

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    Can you allaborate on this?

    Oh... Nevermind. I got it... I know who you are talking about.
     

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