Nine words women use

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  1. jonesvilletexas

    jonesvilletexas Premium Member

    :52:(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right
    and you need to shut up.

    (2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five
    minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes
    to watch the game before helping around the house.

    (3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and
    you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in

    (4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

    (5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often
    misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and
    wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about
    nothing.. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

    (6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can
    make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before
    deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

    (7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say
    you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she
    says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at
    all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . That will bring on a 'whatever').

    (8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F-- YOU!

    (9) Don't worry about it, I'll do it: Another dangerous statement, meaning
    this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is
    now doing herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?'
    For the woman's response refer to # 3.
  2. JTM

    JTM "Just in case" Premium Member

    correction: 5 minutes usually means 1 minute in terms of helping around the house.

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