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Blake Bowden

Administrator
Staff Member
How many Masons does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes 20, as follows:

2 to complain that the light doesn't work.
1 to pass the problem to either another committee, Temple Board or Master of the Lodge.
3 to do a study on light in this Lodge.
2 to check out the types of lights the Knights of Columbus use.
3 to argue about it.
5 to plan a fund-raising dinner to raise money for the bulb.
2 to complain that "that's not the way we did it before."
1 to borrow a ladder, donate the bulb and install it.
1 to order the brass memorial plate and have it inscribed.
 

Bill Lins

Moderating Staff
Staff Member
Not so. It requires at least 5 Past Masters to say: "That's not how we did it during MY year!"
 
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